Your Après Ski will never be the same.
The Art of Rocking a One Piece Ski Suit Video Highlights
00:10 Rich from All About Apres kicks it off
00:14 Introduction of Steve
00:25 Steve describes the onesie
00:55 Steve describes the technical features
1:20 How to go to the bathroom in a one piece
1:45 talking tipsy elves
2:00 Back to the Future reference
2:30 Is Steve a Youtuber?
2:50 Rich signs off
2:55 skiing and riding footage in the onesie
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The Art of Rocking a One Piece Ski Suit Video Transcript
Rich: What’s up this is Rich from All About Apres. I’m sitting here with Steve. I found this guy. He’s wearing a onesie from the 80’s and I figured it would be a good opportunity to find out why.
Steve: So Steve, tell me a little bit about this onesie you’ve got rockin here. It’s pretty bright.
Steve: Well thank you. I’ll take that as a compliment.
Steve: You know, some people question the onesie and to them I say, “Have you tried it?”
Steve: Once you try it, you never want to go back. And, it’s not even about…
Rich: There’s so many ways that I can go with that, by the way.
Steve: It’s true, it’s true. It’s not even about the look man. It’s about the performance.
Rich: Is it technically sound?
Steve: It’s pretty technically sound. It’s got a lot of strong technical features. It has some thigh zips for ventilation.
Rich: You need thigh zips for ventilation.
Steve: Also pit zips. Also people ask how I go to the bathroom.
Rich: How do you go to the bathroom?
Steve: Okay, so, I haven’t gone number two just yet.
Rich: Ooooh. You’ve got to save the deuce?
Steve: That’s a question that has yet to be answered. But, number one, the zipper goes pretty far down.
Rich: Oh, that’s good. Yeah, and for someone that is as well endowed as you, you just flip it over the top.
Steve: Pretty much.
Rich: Good. Good.
Steve: It’s almost like a, like a pole vault.
Rich: (laughing) Right, right, a pole vault. Now is this from the 80’s or is this something relatively new that is a throwback?
Steve: You know, it’s hard to say. It’s really hard to say because what happened was, my good friends at The Tipsy Elves.
Rich: Ahhhh Tipsy Elves.
Steve: They reached out to me and said they found it in 1985.
Rich: Now do you think they took a Delorian back and got it?
Steve: I’m guessing that is probably what they did.
Rich: Flux capacitor and all.
Steve: I’m thinking that there was a flux capacitor.
Rich: Banana peel
Steve: 1.21 gigawatz
Rich: Yeah, they were trying to get the plutonium from what, the Iranians or the Libyans?
Steve: The Libyans.
Rich: Right, the Libyans.
Steve: And, they came across this number.
Rich: I know that I’m happy they did and I know you’re happy they did. And, I’m pretty sure that the rest of this mountain is happy they did.
Steve: Yeah, so far the feedback has been pretty good.
Rich: Is it true that a young kid asked you if you were are youtuber?
Steve: I was asked if I was a youtuber.
Rich: Are you?
Steve: Well...I feel like I should be now.
Rich: The good thing is that this is probably going on Youtube.
Rich: By the end of the day, you will be.
Steve: I’m a future Youtuber.
Rich: Alright good. So there you have it people, once you go Onesie, you never go back. This is Rich signing off. Remember, it’s all downhill from here.