"Just Because I Slept With You, Doesn’t Mean I’ll Ski With You” Funny Ski T-Shirt

Funny ski t-shirt. Après humor. Mountain attitude. Zero apologies.

This one’s for the skiers who draw very clear boundaries—and do it with humor. The “Just Because I Slept With You, Doesn’t Mean I’ll Ski With You” t-shirt is bold, hilarious, and painfully relatable for anyone who knows that sharing a bed is one thing… sharing a chairlift is another.

Made with a premium tri-blend fabric, this tee delivers that coveted vintage, fitted look while staying insanely soft and durable enough to survive repeated washings—because let’s be honest, this is going to be worn a lot. Perfect for après ski, ski town nights, brewery hangs, or stirring up laughs in the lodge.

Funny Ski T-Shirt with Après Humor

Why you’ll love it:

Ultra-soft tri-blend fabric with a broken-in, vintage feel

Durable construction that holds shape and comfort wash after wash

Regular fit that looks great layered or worn solo

Lightweight and breathable for long après sessions

A guaranteed conversation starter (and boundary setter)

Product Details:

50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk for extra durability

40 singles

Regular fit

Side-seamed construction

Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Whether you’re unapologetically honest, proudly selective about ski partners, or just love funny ski shirts with attitude, this tee delivers laughs, comfort, and après-ready energy.

If you’ve ever thought it—but never said it—this shirt says it for you. Add it to your après lineup now.